Spencer Tuckerman
10. Helping (kinda) make the French flag thing happen
Was it a 10/10 success? Probably not. But I woke up to somebody floating the idea and tweeted the color-coded map at 11am before an evening game. All things considered, it was impressive what Bearcats Twitter was able to pull off on short notice. Good job, everyone.
STUDENTS: Follow this guide for colors. It’s not a blackout or a whiteout tonight, so let’s show support for France. pic.twitter.com/iYHfn7OEWk
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) November 14, 2015
@PrezOno you should be proud of your students #uc #prayforparis pic.twitter.com/JRHuhRFZ06
— Jessica * Lynn ☀️ (@1andonlysunshin) November 15, 2015
9. Getting blocked by JP Macura
JP Macura blocked me after he got arrested for disrobing in a bar. I never tagged him, which means he searched his name. I only used his name once, which means I can confirm he saw this exact tweet and blocked me for it. WE DID IT!
JP Macura’s grandfather just released a statement: pic.twitter.com/NcMl7pw3Ow
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 31, 2016
8. The Roast of Eli Apple
Chris Moore embarrassed Eli Apple in 2014, so Bearcats Twitter has been roasting him ever since. It’s petty, hilarious, and wonderful. It all culminated on Draft Night.
Eli Apple with the bold strategy of declaring for the NFL Draft as a sophomore, despite being bad at football.
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) January 4, 2016
Too easy @mulatto15 pic.twitter.com/qUovfoing8
— **GTB** (@bconey10) February 27, 2016
Looks like they stuck Eli Apple on Chris Moore again at the combine. https://t.co/76zz9nQ1vi
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) February 27, 2016
A Falcons coach asked former Ohio State CB Eli Apple if he is gay during combine meeting. https://t.co/0G9vVCKDnx
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 4, 2016
Doubt it. Chris Moore is a pretty good lookin’ guy and Apple didn’t want anything to do with him apparently. https://t.co/ufKHWyjv57
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 4, 2016
.@Giants hey i went thru the trouble of gathering some photos of ur draft pick. feel free to share on social media. pic.twitter.com/92UEH1stAA
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) April 29, 2016
7. #UCHeartbreakList
2015–16 Bearcats athletics nearly killed me. To cope, I held a memorial service on Twitter to put our demons to rest. I won’t link every tweet, but you can read them here.
Here it is. The #UCHeartbreakList.
WE DID IT. pic.twitter.com/CC4vtzaLF0
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 29, 2016
6. Becoming an Oredigger fan
One time I roasted Memphis and ended up becoming a Colorado School of Mines Oredigger fan. They’re now my personal D2 football rooting interest.
Wanna know who has a bigger research budget than Memphis? Colorado School of Mines. Really.
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) June 3, 2016
That’s right, and we know how to use it too pic.twitter.com/sGwbx7itbk
— Mines Athletics (@MinesAthletics) June 3, 2016
favorite people of 2016 (so far), ranked:
1. jess
2. colorado school of mines— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) June 3, 2016
If we mentioned that our mascot is a live burro who runs the field after TDs, does that get us to #1? pic.twitter.com/k7RdFhalDD
— Mines Athletics (@MinesAthletics) June 3, 2016
YUP. Praise be to CSoM. ????
What’s this dude’s name? He better have a killer burro name. https://t.co/lS5XJdwO0p
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) June 3, 2016
BLASTER
— Mines Athletics (@MinesAthletics) June 3, 2016
YOUR MASCOT IS AN ASS NAMED BLASTER?!!?!?! OH MY GOD WHERE CAN I BUY CSoM APPAREL??? https://t.co/CpyRPPCus7
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) June 3, 2016
5. The Roast of Xavier
We definitely didn’t beat Xavier on the court this year, but you cannot convince me that we didn’t win Twitter.
You did it, Xavier! Final Four!#BeatX pic.twitter.com/YOq1ItmTue
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) December 9, 2015
Xavier’s best course of action during hate week is always petty vandalism because UC has no recourse. They don’t build statues for Elite 8s.
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) December 10, 2015
Look out, Xavier! I’m coming to vandalize y-
Yikes. Nevermind.#BeatX pic.twitter.com/AYFilnrc3T
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) December 10, 2015
If Xavier doesn’t watch it, some crazy UC fan might be compelled to sneak in and swipe their 2006 A-10 Tournament Champion trophy. #BeatX
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) December 10, 2015
More Bearcats have won the Nobel Peace Prize, walked on the moon, and served as US President than Musketeers have played in the Final Four.
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) December 11, 2015
Where would you rather go to school? #BeatX pic.twitter.com/AopvpmxH3E
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) December 9, 2015
xavier’s 2016 banner is gonna say “beat #1 villanova on public access tv” and it’ll hang next to the 1958 NIT title
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 21, 2016
xavier’s night is about to get a hell of a lot worse once they remember they’re headed back to norwood
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 21, 2016
For anyone wondering why the Spurs couldn’t reach the NBA’s Final Four… pic.twitter.com/Tcc94190eb
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) May 13, 2016
4. This tweet
I mean, this is art.
hey now
ur an all-star
get ur game on
Cau-pain— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) January 22, 2016
3. Jess / The Bowling Green Broadcast Team
Jess became queen of Cincinnati, and some kids who were just learning were accidentally placed in the cross-hairs of a way larger audience than they expected. I felt bad, but it was hilarious.
Is Jess lowkey bae?
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) November 19, 2015
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) November 19, 2015
Never forget the night Jess became a cult hero in the Queen City.
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) November 19, 2015
Oh wow!!! A big thank you goes out to all of UC for the kind words! This is a big learning experience for me but I love it!!
— Jess (@Jess_Furn11) November 19, 2015
I love @ESPN3 @BearcatsBlog @OhVarsity @bearcatsradio pic.twitter.com/wAeV4sqElg
— Sam Sundra (@sundrasj) November 19, 2015
And boom goes the dynamite. This Cincinnati-Bowling Green broadcast is a disaster pic.twitter.com/mFtYf9nis8
— Ross Martin (@PCBearcat) November 19, 2015
2. #QuadFace
God bless Quadri Moore and his look of pure bliss that spawned the greatest meme I’ve ever created.
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) January 3, 2016
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1. #StickWithMick
I single-handedly kept Mick Cronin in Cincinnati. People forget that.
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 23, 2016
The official hashtag to keep Mick in Clifton. There is no way he leaves now. We did it. #StickWithMick
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 23, 2016
#stickwithmick is now trending in #Cincinnati https://t.co/artpe4Ccbr
— Trendsmap Cincinnati (@TrendsCincy) March 23, 2016
LOOOOOOL WE’RE TRENDING. #StickWithMick
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 23, 2016
Quickly deleted, but WOW. We all saw it. #StickWithMick pic.twitter.com/P6kYgMjrBc
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 24, 2016
What if I told you… a hashtag could save a city?
ESPN PRESENTS: 30 for 30: #StickWithMick
— OhVarsity! (@OhVarsity) March 25, 2016
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